incorrect South Park Quotes @incorrectsouth-parkquotes · 6 days ago
Knight Stan: Remember, you do it for them
And you would do it again
You do it for him
That is to say
You'll do it for them
Keep your stance wide
Keep your body lowered
As you're moving forward
Balance is the key
Right foot, left foot
Now go even faster
And as you're moving backwards
Keep your eyes on me
Douchebag: Keep my stance wide
Knight Stan: Good
Douchebag: Keep my body lowered
Knight Stan: Right!
Douchebag: As I'm moving forward
Knight Stan: Concentrate!
Don't you want him to live?!
Douchebag: Right foot, left foot
Knight Stan: Yes!
But put your whole body into it!
Everything you have
Everything you are
You've got to give
On the battlefield
When everything is chaos
And you have nothing but the way you feel
Your strategy, and a sword
You just think about the life you'll have
Together after the war
And then you do it for him
That's how you know you can win
You do it for him
That is to say
You'll do it for them
Deep down, you know
You weren't built for fighting
But that doesn't mean you're not
Prepared to try
What they don't know
Is your real advantage
When you live for someone
You're prepared to die
Douchebag: Deep down, I know
That I'm just a human
Knight Stan: True
Both: But I know that (I/you) can
Draw my sword and fight
Douchebag: With my short existence
Knight Stan: Good
Douchebag: I can make a difference
Knight Stan: Yes, excellent!
Douchebag: I can be there for them
I can be their knight
I can do it for them
Both: You do it for him
Knight Stan: Okay, now do that again
Douchebag: Yes, sir!
Knight Stan: You do it for him
And now you say
Douchebag: I'll do it for them
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determination @ayachiichan · 6 days ago

fanfic prompts for writers

insomniac-arrest:

send a number and pairing to the blogger!

  1. we pretend to be a couple to get on a couples game show and win the prize money
  2. laundry mix-up, we have to find a way to exchange our bags, but I don’t know how to tell you your DC underwear sucks- marvel is better
  3. I need to save you from the beep test before one of us passes out
  4. you are the announcer at an event, I am the participant, you accidently hit on me during the game/fair/dance & I go to talk to you after I stop laughing
  5. “okay, so you’re looking for our daughter who time traveled here?”
  6. you are the witch/wizard on 9th street and I am the poor patron who’s cursed been cursed by a succubus. Help me.
  7. your sexy dance is giving me a migraine, I go to show you how it’s done
  8. We are both in limbo and our deaths were somehow connected, we don’t know how, but we might as well go together to find out
  9. I am the museum curator and you can’t sleep inside the exhibit!! Stop moving the displays around at night for fun 
  10. DND game gone wrong
  11. revolution is upon us, I am the plucky newspaper reporter sent to stab you, you are the moderate trying to stop the bloodshed
  12. “Okay, I have to draw your freckles. Right now.”
  13. there is a rogue Roomba in our dorm playing music in the middle of the night, I go to try and track down the owner
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Memes for Artists @memesforartists · 1 week ago

FREE ART PROGRAMS

geekydarlin:

maxoutoften:

nerdgasrnz:

fauchereve:

So recently I came across a fellow artist who was struggling to find a free art program, and considering dropping the large amount of money for a Photoshop license. I know not everyone can afford such an expensive program, so I’ve compiled a list of programs with no cost to download and use.

Keep in mind all computers are different, so not all will work for everyone. Also, I’ve only ever used Windows, so for the most part, I’m not sure if everything will work for Mac. if in doubt check the website linked.

Photoshop CS2 - (Windows, not sure about Mac.)

FireAlpaca - (Windows and Mac)

Sketchbook Copic Edition - (Windows and Mac)

GIMP - (Windows) (Mac)

Paint tool SAI [cracked]  - (Windows) (Mac)

Paint tool SAI 2 beta - (tumblr post on said program)

iPaint - (Mac)

Paintbrush - (Mac)

Pencil - (Windows, Mac)

Paint.NET - (Windows)

Seashore [still in development, ver 0.5] - (Mac)

ChocoFlop - (Mac)

Inkscape - (Mac and Windows)

ArtRage [Demo] - (Mac and Windows)

OpenCanvas 1.1[must pay for 2.0] - (Windows, not sure about Mac.)

MyPaint - (Windows)

Krita - (Windows)

Vectorian [Supports Animation] - (Windows)

Pixia[Japanese, some English versions] - (Windows)

Asperite - (Windows)

Chasys Draw IES - (Windows)

SmoothDraw - (Windows)

TwistedBrush Open Studio - (Windows)

BOUNS - CTRL+Paint [Great for teaching all kinds of stuff, like how to use digital programs.]

If you know more free programs, please add onto this!

OpenToonz has made many improvements since it’s initial release! (Windows & Mac)

Medibang Paint is a comic drawing software forked from FireAlpaca mentioned earlier in this post, and is available for mobile devices as well! (Windows, Mac, iOS, Android)

reblogging so i remember to download SAI for Mac later

Reblogged to check out later

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Mama Eerie @earily · 2 weeks ago

Ask Me! Send me a couple #’s on anon

liljyushi:

  1. Experiences in your life you wish happened more often.
  2. Favorite moment or memory from grade school
  3. Characters you would most like to play if you were in theater.
  4. Animal species that best represents your personality with explanation.
  5. Prizes you would most likely win on a game show besides money.
  6. Songs you would sing at karaoke if no one would judge you.
  7. Super powers you would most like to have if you were a superhero.
  8. Items you would decorate a genie bottle with if you had to live in one.
  9. Moments in history you wish you could experience first-hand.
  10. The clumsiest thing you have ever done.
  11. Hobbies you wish you could do, or had more time to do.
  12. Three things you would insist on having if you lived in an igloo.
  13. Items you would buy if you had three days to spend $1,000,000.
  14. Songs that drive you nuts when you hear them and why
  15. People you would watch if you could legally spy on them for a day.
  16. Reality shows you most wish you could be a contestant on.
  17. Three items you consider the best inventions ever.
  18. Moments in movies that have inspired you.
  19. Your idea of a perfect day/night spent alone.
  20.  Television shows that most resemble times in your life.
  21. People you would trade places with for one day, but not more.
  22. Things you would like to do if you were in your favorite foreign country.
  23. Game shows you think you could be a successful contestant on.
  24. Ways you would improve your home if you had an unlimited budget.
  25. Experiences with art or music that have inspired you the most.
  26. Places you would show to an alien if a flying saucer landed in your yard.
  27. Fashion risks you have wanted to take but have not.
  28. Movie characters that most inspire you.
  29. Funniest thing you have ever seen.
  30. Businesses you would like to own if you were an entrepreneur and why.
  31. Five top pet peeves.
  32. Funny or fun things your parents did while you were little.
  33. Food items you would eat most often if you didn’t have to worry about health.
  34. Three things you would do differently than your parents, and why.
  35. Three pieces of advice you’d give to your seventh grade self.
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